Oh, to be Agyness Deyn. OK, so we’d have weird hair and a silly name, but we could get away with all sorts of cheekiness. Take a look at this picture, for example: the woman is smoking quite blatantly in front of a “No smoking” sign. God forbid a model actually goes outside to strike up a ciggie – she might get rain or, like, air on her fancy clothes! Yeah, so it’s hardly up there with Kate Moss snorting lines of coke off Pete Doherty’s willy (or, um, did we dream that? Worrying…) but it’s a slippery slope – someone call the fag police quick before she spirals out of control!
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