Things we assume to be stylish and glamorous: Eva Longoria Parker, New York, the world of fashion. But these three things have somehow collided horribly and resulted in this monstrosity of an outfit. We’re struggling to find anything good to say about this garish nightmare of a jacket, which the Desperate Housewives star wore to plonk herself in the front row at Matthew Williamson’s catwalk show in New York. Last time we saw something consisting of this particular strange and unusual selection of colours was in 1999, when it was blocking up the sink in our halls of residence the morning after we’d downed eight orange Bacardi Breezers, four shots of apple Sourz and three pieces of fried chicken during some over-zealous Freshers Week partying. Thankfully, a plunger and some Nurofen came to the rescue on that traumatic occasion – but how will we erase this particular image from our minds?
This is Eva so bad...