Now, we love Fern Britton, so we’re saying this from a warm, good, kind part of our hearts but… but… seriously woman, what the hell are you wearing? A clingy white dress in icy February? With cut-out shoulders?! And on daytime TV?! Yep, this is what Fern chose to wear on this morning’s This Morning, and we have no idea why. Did she think there was an '80s dress code for the day or something? Still, at least we’re in the depths of winter, so there won’t be any dodgy tan-line scenarios to deal with…