She's one of the most fashion-forward women on the planet, so surely Sarah Jessica Parker couldn't have made the mistake of having a camel toe?! Well, strictly she's hasn't. Not a "camel toe" in the way you lot are thinking, anyway. Instead she's wearing some shoes that look like actual hooves. Just look at them! We think they're a bit creepy, and surely not the wisest choice of footwear for a lady who is often – extremely unfairly and unjustly in heatworld's opinion – compared to a horse. We didn't mind hooves on James McAvoy when he played that faun creature in the first Narnia film, but then he's hot, and we don't actually fancy SJP. Add to this the fact that the SATC star undoubtedly has at least nine wardrobes full of amazing designer shoes to choose from, and you're really left wondering why the HELL she would pick these weird things. Maybe we're being too harsh... Why don't you tell us what you think of SJP's camel-toe shoes?
SJP in camel-toe shocker!