If we were as famous and rich as this lady, we would definitely have the hottest stylist in town working for us. Failing that, we would at least definitely have a mirror at home, that we would actually look into before leaving the house. This is why we're so baffled as to why Gywneth Paltrow decided to go out on the town wearing what can only be described as leather lederhosen. That's right, traditional clothing of Bavarian men. Is she on her way to a Freddie Mercury tribute party? Is she a secret Sound Of Music enthusiast? The reason the shorts hurt our brains so much is because we really love the rest of the outfit. The boots, blazer and gold top are all fab, and Gywnnie's hair and make-up are flawless, so why, oh WHY did she ruin the whole look by pulling on these animal-skin monstrosities? Maybe you disagree with us and think Gywn looks hotter than a lonely goatherd? Tell us what you think. If you don't, we'll lock you in a room and make you watch that scene from the The Sound Of Music with the old nun singing over and over again...
Who's wearing lederhosen?