Only earlier today, we were admiring Princess Beatrice in her Marc Jacobs dress – but now her mum Sarah Ferguson has only gone and let the side down in this vile lime green monstrosity. Fergie wore the dress from hell to a media awards ceremony in London last night, but looked more like she’d fallen over in her local market some time in 1998. We suppose clashing one’s red hair with a shapeless, citrus coloured, one-shouldered piece of manmade fabric is one way to get noticed, and maybe we should be grateful that, in wearing this, she’ll have single-handedly killed off the nu-rave trend once and for all, but still – our eyes! Our eyes!
Our eyes! Our eyes!