For once, Posh isn’t wearing an outfit from her own collection – but we’re not sure how we feel about it. Victoria wore this black and white Alexander McQueen dress as she dined out in Milan last night with that scrummy husband of hers, but looking at her is making us feel like someone might have slipped a shot of absinthe into our mid-morning cuppa. It’s like one of those weird optical illusion thingies, isn’t it? It also cleverly gives her curves in all the right places, so we can see why she wore it, but what do you think of it?
Our eyes! Our eyes!