We love Alesha Dixon, we really do. Which is why we hope pointing out the sheer hideousness of this outfit will help her in some way. Even though she was going to a fancy-pants London restaurant last night, Alesha somehow decided that this bizarre hotch-potch of an outfit was the way to go. It’s come to something when some bog-standard M&S tights look like the most expensive item on a person, hasn’t it? From the credit-crunch wedding shoes to the mismatched brown/black/orange business going on further up, it’s just one big mess. Alesha is a natural beauty with an amazing figure and we want her to show it off, goddammit.
Alesha's fashion disaster