Noel Fielding's not exactly known to be fashion's most conservative dresser. Previous "looks" have included furry jackets, pointy silver boots, etc – but yesterday, Noel upped the ante by stepping out in THIS monstrosity, and managing to make even heatworld's jaw drop. A cross between a carpet we once purchased on holiday in Tunisia and something you might see on the back of a small Mexican man playing a guitar, Noel topped his poncho off with a battered doctor's suitcase, skintight black jeans and some gold heels that we bought in Shelley's in 1994. heatworld hears that some ladies think Noel is a bit of a sex god – including former flame Pixie Geldof, who Noel was meeting in this get-up yesterday – but we challange anyone to find him attractve dressed like this...
Noel hurts our eyes