Who looks rubbish?
You'd think that if you were invited to spend a night on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival, surrounded by such A-list luminaries as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, you'd make a little bit of effort to look your best. Well, not if you're Joss Stone, you wouldn't. The singer turned up to a swanky premiere last night wearing a dress we can only assume she rescued from a bin liner outside Michelle Heaton's house. Seriously, she could have found something less tacky-looking on Stacey Slater's market stall in Albert Square. And that hair! Did she come straight from a spinning class at the gym? We suppose we should feel relieved that she's at least wearing shoes, but that's literally the ONLY good thing we have to say about her whole ensemble. Do you think Joss looks grimmer than a mouldy banana, or is she sunny and fabulous?