While we're on the subject of really weird things people wear, just take a look at this interesting bird accessory singer Paloma Faith is sporting. Subtle, it is not. All she needs to complete the look is a wooden leg and an eye-patch. We must say though, the bird is actually very pretty – and clashes nicely with that amazing red hair Paloma has – but, given our slight fear of winged creatures, we're not sure we'd want one of these that close to our face. Full marks to Paloma for wearing something so totally bizarre. Next time we want a full nest of baby storks on your head please.
heatworld asks: What is your weird phobia?
Bird alert! Bird alert!