Most of us would happily give our left leg to sit front row during Fashion Week, so imagine our dismay at hearing some lucky folk actually get PAID to attend! Top of the list is couture-crazy Rhianna, who can earn $100,000+ per show with bootylicious Beyonce coming in close second with her $80,000-$100,000 pay packet. Kids star Chloe Sevigny can expect a cool $60,000+ to show her face, while the Olsen twins pocket a cool $80,000 each. But it looks like Hollywood has had a bit of a recession of it’s own. Back in 2005, Jenny from the Block could buy as many slit-front Hawaiian gowns as she pleased with $80K per show, but fast-forward five years and the poor lass’ earnings have dropped to a measly $30K. It's worse for Lindsay Lohan, though. The actress would have netted $60K back in 2006, but is now officially UNINVITED. Oh dear. She's not the only one, either. Paris Hilton is also on the undesirable list. Bad times. The biggest surprise for us? A certain Mr Colin Firth who can command $15K per show! Well helloooo Mr Darcy…