HOW TO STYLE OUT A HANGOVER
JOG ON
Thankfully spring's Sports Luxe trend has taken the sweat out of looking fit - whether you're a gym bunny or rolling out of bed with a banging head, jersey joggers are officially cool. Rihanna types may like to try Ashish's studded pair at Topshop - while the faint of heart should slip into American Apparel's more leg-friendly styles. The closest you'll come to dressing in a duvet (which remains, of course, THE DREAM).
WEAR YOUR HEART ON YOUR TEE
Why not forego normal communication altogether and let your tee do the talking? True to form House of Holland sent reams of slogan clad models down their LFW catwalk and - thanks to Pixie, Alexa and the legendary Katherine Hamnett - slogan tees are having another fashion moment. Emblazon HOH's NALGO (Not A Lot Going On) across your chest come Friday and you're sure to be left well alone.
TO HEEL AND BACK
While you may not give a rats arse about those 6inch heels when you are, in fact, rat-arsed, the chances are you will the morning after. Slip your bunioned, blistered and battered foot fingers into a pair of Fearne Cotton for Converse sneakers and your feet will forgive you in no time.
THE REST
Anywhere from the head upwards needs to go as incognito as possible - but for as long as balaclavas are frowned upon in the workplace, you'll need the following:
BANDANA - to mask the inevitable bad hair day as well as any nasty smells your barnet may still be harbouring.
JUMBO SHADES - Post P-Day eyes are allergic to the light. Fact. You may look like an eejit , but all the make up in the world won't cover up a pair of bloodshot peepers.
And you can forget the bag (you've probably lost most of the contents anyway). Simply accessorise with a Starbucks To Go and a smile and you may, <may> just about get away with itS
HAPPY ST PATRICKS!