Chanel king Karl Lagarfeld has become such a fashion saviour that he can now walk on water. Yep, that’s right people; he of the slight frame and high-necks was spotted gliding gracefully over the waters of gay Paris. Alright, so maybe he didn’t actually do a Jesus. More like sloshed through the inch-deep shallows of his A/W 11 Chanel catwalk.
Another thing, who remembers the scary old dude from the Poltergeist movies, Reverend Kane? Familiar much? We’re just saying...