Perhaps your man has a penchant for (pensioner) prostitutes. Maybe he's made a boob of himself in pants that'd make McCririck wince? No? Well, chances are the sudden autumnal onslaught is getting you down this week - and there's no doubt that Tinsletown's lost it's sparkle too. But if there's one thing our dearest celebs know, it's how to style out a media storm (and rein in some lucrative contracts in the meantime). So why not let's join them, united in a spot of fun retail therapy - because this season, style can't help but raise a smile, an eyebrow and hopefully Ms Rooney's spirits too…
Pandamonium
Ever since Katy Perry popped on River Island's panda hat last winter the high street's gone potty for panda prints. Whether it's a rucksack at George, a panda pullover at River Island or panda hats, tops and socks at Topshop, pandas are having something of a moment.
I've got 99 problems but my tights ain't one…
From hold ups at House of Holland (cue Pixie Lott) to Tat Tights at Topshop, hosiery's never been so hot. Leg it to the high street for the last word in fright tights and you'll be raising more than a few smiles this winter...
Fox You!
With the fash' pack going wild for cosacks last winter, it'll come as no surprise that statement hats are back. Thanks to Topshop Unique, 90210's AnnaLynne McCord, Daisy Lowe and songstress Ellie Goulding, it's <animal> hats that are set to be driving the trends this season. Fancy a giggle? Try Topshop's latest drop now...
Clowning Around
Looking for an 'It' item this autumn? Why not make like Rachel Bilson, who's carrying off the Pom Pom trend with great aplomb in hot red £496 Lanvin sandals. Leighton Meester's had the last laugh though, treating her feet to Christian Louboutin's latest cult heel the £1,095 Crystal Pom Pom. Try River Island for less, £44.99
Fun Fur
From the 240-ton iceberg that sent shivers down the f-row's spines at Chanel to teddy bear coats at Balmain and Puffball Bags at Giles, designers have definitely had fun with our faux furry friends this AW. While <every> man should say yes to a Karl Lagerfeld's yeti suit, head-to-toe Big Foot fashions aren't for everybody. Take a subtle 70s spin on fun fur with a Topshop jacket or snuggle up to a fab n' furry snood from Zara, in store now.