More side boob than is surely legal, thigh high splits so indecent we know what kind of wax they ask for at the salon and material so flammable all of Manchester’s Fire Brigade must be on high alert- all this can only mean one thing. It was the Soap Awards at the weekend and with the exception of the gorge Michelle Keegan the girls didn’t disappoint on the hideous frock front. Feast your eyes on the style car crashes below
Presumable these two have just looked in a mirror
Someone's been shopping in the charity shop next to Michelle Mcmanus' house
Channelling K-Middy in royal bluebut it's not supportive enough for Bronagh
Would have been so much nicer without the tarty cut outs
The LBD is dull but inoffensive but would it have killed her to run a brush through her locks?
What the hell is this? The cast off suit of a wide midget after a pit bull's been let loose on it?
Less cute, more creepy
sometimes a girl really needs that extra half inch, in your case Kym an additional two would have made this dress much classier
And you wanted your skirt to look like an out of control lady garden why?
Halloween's quite away off, ladies
shows everyone else up by looking stunning in gold sparkles