When she's not been getting married at a $10 million 'do and, well, flashing her hiney - Kim Kardashian's been busy rustling up a debut fashion collection...
Oh no, our bad...Kollection. They spell it with a 'K' in Tinseltown, apparently.
While the launch was waaaay back on August 17th [it's a long time in celebrity circles, especially Kardashian Kelebrity Kircles] it hasn't stopped Kim from talking about her kurves [again] and why they're fundamental to her having kreated the kollection [don't worry, we'll tire off this joke soon].
Kim said just NOW [ish]: "Usually when I buy klothes [sic] off the rack, I need to have them adjusted. So for this kollection [sic], we made sure each dress had an hourglass shape. We also used stretchy fabrics; the pieces have lots of stretch for you to feel secure." [...and perhaps a little sweaty].
You know what Kim, Kim Kardashian? We like that you want us to feel secure. And that you're filling the world with leopard print, one stretchy dress at a time.
So for that, we'll stop making fun of the 'K' thing. That, and because it stopped being funny about 108 kharacters ago...