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Lilo's little sis' = the NEXT big thing?

Posted by 10 August 2011 12:31

Lilo's little sis' = the NEXT big thing?

She will be if 'NEXT Model Management' have their high fashion way. The agency have signed Lindsay Lohan's  lil' sis' because the 17-year old "represents the future face of fashion and will be a photographer's dream with her chameleon-like beauty".

 

We assume they mean she has a versatile 'look' as opposed to looking like a chameleon? Last time we checked - chameleons? Not so pretty.

 

'NEXT' are said to have launched the careers of Miranda Kerr, Milla Jovovich and Molly Sims - all of whom we've heard of - so they must be proper models and everything.

 

Of course Lilo's dad Michael has stuck his oar in already saying: "She just had to find her niche. I know she will be successful and won't get caught up in the industry after all she's learned from Lindsay."  We imagine his eyes were massive and lit up with dollar signs as he made this sort of THINLY VEILED DIG AT LINDSAY. Again.

 

One thing we will say (slash write) is that Ali may want to work on her model 'poses'. We've trawled 99.10% of the world's pics of her and, she's covering her face in 99.9% of them. Not ideal for a model, especially one with a chameleon's face.

 

But here she is - above - Aliana (Ali) Lohan. The world's NEXT big thing, appaz.  

 

 

 

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6 Comments

  • xhassallhoffx

    11 August 2011 12:53

    Hopefully this one inhereted more brain cells

    xhassallhoffx

  • scallywagy

    11 August 2011 07:24

    Who knows, if White Oprah (Dinah) and Michael Lohan can ride their daughter's coatails why not her younger sister? After all the public is hungry for all it can get out of this family and my guess is if the dollar bills are there so are the Lohans. Don’t you wish you you get your hands on your own nepotism deal? http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/08/ali-lohan-sister-of-lindsay-lohan-gets-signed-on-by-next-model-management-but-can-you-believe-it/

    scallywagy

  • Raver18

    10 August 2011 18:47

    Didn't her mum try and launch her singing career through some tv show eyars ago? I guess that bombed then... Also in every picture I've ever seen of her she looks at least 10yrs older than she actually is!

    Raver18

  • sallymarie

    10 August 2011 14:04

    she could be the sensible one out of the family.

    sallymarie

  • davidsexybastardtennant

    10 August 2011 13:35

    hopefully not golddigga, i hope she's learnt from her sisters (whopping great)mistakes

    davidsexybastardtennant

  • xxGolddiggaxx

    10 August 2011 13:34

    The next big train wreck then just like her big sister.

    xxGolddiggaxx

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