Keira Knightley is wearing Mary Katrantzou in Venice right this very second. She's probably pouting too. Weird.
Madonna hit the red carpet (metaphorically speaking) in Vionnet last night. Pretty dress but lose the shades, eh Madge?
Does Diane Kruger ever have a bad style day? No, actually. This time she dazzled in Elie Saab Couture.
HELLO KATE! Such a (Victoria Beckham) dress warrants excessive use of the Caps Lock button.
...Kate's even nailed that notoriously tricky category 'daytime press conference chic' - in a taupe blazer and lust-worthy heels.
Cindy Crawford looking SMOKING HOT in Roberto Cavalli. We can only assume she's some sort of robot.
Bar Rafaeli made her own style statement wearing a *shock horror* black lace jumpsuit instead of a frock. Someone alert the elders (don't, she looks great).
By George, he's still got it! Mr Clooney even had time to do his best beep-beep-honk-honk-wax-on-wax-off impression on the red carpet, the old cad.
Even Evan Rachel Wood's pushed the boat out in a look-at-me Alessandra Rich gown.
Mustard yellow is set to be BIG news this AW. Round of applause to actress Marisa Tomei, who's ahead of the pack in Marios Scwab.
Australian actress Abbie Cornish went full pelt glam' in Atelier Versace.
Italian actress Vittoria Puccini is serving as MC at the Venice Film Festival. We're not really sure what that entails - but LOOK! She's farted out a feathery tail!
A feathery Versace tail, we should probably add...