Poor Orlando Bloom. You’ve gotta feel for the guy. Just imagine how much deodorant he must get through having to stand so close to his super-hot wife. Look at his pits, they’re freaking out!
Orly and his model wife Miranda Kerr were spotted at the Christian Dior show in Paris after Kerr had strutted her gorgeous stuff down the catwalk. A very proud Orlando beamed as he was snapped with his wife. Obviously the excitement had been a bit too much for his anti-perspirant to take.