Poor old Dita von Teese. There she was in L.A, just minding her own business, topless in her dressing room getting ready for the Gay and Lesbian 40th Anniversary Gala in Los Angeles,when an intruder burst in and covered her bosom with black marker pen! The professional she is she styled it out and carried on with the event. Brave girl. Ok….so that’s not strictly true this is in fact a super swish Jean Paul Gaultier frock only designed to give the impression of a bare boob. How foolish of us to think otherwise.