We're trying very hard to think of positive things to say about this. Err..
Vanessa Feltz does look cosy...
And smiley...
That's it, we're out. Vanessa what are you doing? Yes, it may be cold but that doesn't mean you can wrap yourself in a rubbish sofa throw, stick on some heeled boots and go strutting around town like a polar bear that's scoffed the cream.
Less is most definitely more, Vanessa. And don't even think about taking inspiration from your look-a-like bag. A puffa coat would also be a bad idea.