Now Vanessa, we think it's time to stop turning to your best friend Ashley Tisdale for style advice (she wore this pair of trousers in black two months ago). We know you're like a total hippy, and we are usually big fans of your boho style. But lace bellbottoms in winter really aren't practical. We're trying to gather what they could possibly offer you, but we have yet to think of anything (apart from a camel toe). Thank goodness you wore hotpants.