You know when the cast of Essex-based reality TV show The Only Way Is Essex are invited to a red carpet event, you're in for a vajazzled treat.
The two Laurens arrived looking like they were competing for a secret grossest-dress prize. Lauren Goodger left too-tight mini dresses at home for night, instead opting for a too-tight floor length dress. We honestly can't decide what's worse - the cowl-neck, batwing sleeves or the overall silver stretchiness. Just because Nancy Dell'Olio would, doesn't make it right, Lauren . Miss Pope didn't do any better with her lace monstrosity. She looked like she'd wrapped a dusty old table cloth around herself.
Jessica Wright surprised us all by opting for a demure floor length lace Rena Honor Gold dress. It's like K-Middy meets TOWIE! Love the Holloywood glam lippy, gorge injection of colour.
The owner of one of the best bods in Essex, Lucy Meck, dazzled in her Forever Unique dress. The brunette beauty added smoky eyes, nude lippy and a high top-knot.
Samantha Faiers also went for a dose of dazzle in a creation from Anoushka G Couture.
Not everyone was swayed by the lure of crystal, nude frocks. Chloe Sims squeezed her cleavage into a strapless mullet dress while Billie Faiers sashayed along the matching carpet in a plunge-front frock.
Gemma wore a lace one-shoulder dress that came with it's own dust ruffle while Lydia maintained her goth-like appearance (in comparison to her TOWIE pals) looking pale and beautiful in a black satin number.
Do you think the TOWIE girls got it right, heatworlders?