Metres of stretch lycra, vision obscuring eyeliner and hair that definitely can’t go anywhere near a naked flame….Welcome to the TOWIE wrap party where undiscovered levels of orangeness and a whole lot of breast/thigh/crotch were on display to celebrate the last episode of the fourth series.
Amongst the bomb gone off in a market stall casualties were Billie Mucklow who definitely shouldn’t have borrowed her frock from Lily Savage (or her make up), Jess Wright whose Ronsealed legs didn’t match up with her tangerine toned rest of body, Cara Kilbey who definitely doesn’t support the theory it’s legs or cleavage and Sam Faiers who seemed to have come in her nightie.
A few of the girls fared better, Lucy Mecklenburgh's Victoria Beckham-esque shift was pretty and elegant, Georgina Dorsett’s simple sequinned LBD worked and Billie Faiers looked cute in her swan print dress. Good work ladies.
If we were seven and a half we'd love this. But we're not. And nor is she.
Good legs Gem.....we don't love the frock though.
We'll overlook the orangeness because we like this sequinned LB- just the right amount of flash not trash
All feather coat and no knickers
A few inches longer and this would have been 100% more flattering
Minimum cleavage and no thigh! Isn't that illegal in Essex?
Sorry we dragged you out of bed, Sam
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