Because getting through normal sized doors is for mere mortals, not ex Eastenders actresses and one time attempted pop stars. Preeya Kalidas and her metre wide shoulder pads is our official winner of this weeks most ridiculous outfit. Accentuating the ludicrous shape by pulling in her waist the 1980’s housewife at a swingers party was further added to by her leather mini and shiny nude tights.
After spotting the cruelty she inflicted on her boobs at this weeks British Soap Awards we wondered what other sartorial delights lay in her style history, and we weren’t disappointed…
Accessory overload
Accessory overload
The hat, the jacket, the necklace, it's just all a bit too much
Going green
Going green
We love the jeans, the hat is cute but the gold bomber looks like you piched it from the Albert Square market..maybe she did?
Hell for leather
Hell for leather
Hmm there is a tendency for colored leather to make you look like an on offer DFS sofa...
A-tissue
A-tissue
We shove our hankies up our sleeves not into the top of our frocks
Catsuit crazy
Catsuit crazy
The problem with all in ones is that they do add up to the unfortunate animal equation- catsuit= camel toe
Light up the red carpet
Light up the red carpet
Careful love, if you look any more like a lampshade someone might shove a lightbulb somewhere unmentionable.
Corset is
Corset is
Not just a lampshade but also a Venetian blind!