Dear oh dear, Abbey Clancy, what on earth have you done to your face? Looking suspiciously trout-pouty, Abbey was another attendee at the Glamour Women Of The Year 2012 Awards and chose to wear a power suit by Alexandre Vautier, nude pointy Louboutins and a Louis Vuitton Minaudiere clutch (which we do actually love). We'll give you this Abbey, it takes a brave lady to wear a full-on white trouser suit. But we won't be giving you a thumbs-up for not wearing anything underneath. Alexandra Burke wore a printed Delia Covezzi gown, but she might aswell have just bought a cheap white dress and asked a child to chew the end of a biro until it exploded all over it.
The Britain's Got Talent judges did not have a good evening fashion-wise. Amanda Holden, dress your age please! You look like a 15 year old going to a prom in your white lace Jacques Azagury dress (we do love those Nicholas Kirkwood heels though). Alesha Dixon went for the most mullety of all mullet dresses (which are our new-found fashion hatred anyway), which looked like it was from an Eastend market stall but was actually by Julien Macdonald. The gold caged sandals and long necklaces put the finishing bad touches to the outfit.
Tess Daly chose a bizarre printed grey, black and silver dress, which she accessorised with yellow accents including studded Sam Edelman heels and an oversized clutch. It's all a bit too matchy-matchy for our liking, so combined with the dress being just plain hideous it's a complete disaster. Lily Allen just looked horrendous and needs to put her bra away.