Ok, so that’s not actually an official award, we’re afraid there’s no golden trophy for being Cannes worst dressed woman 2012. But there should be! And you (un)Lady(like) Victoria Hervey would most definitely be the recipient. We have absolutely no idea why she was at the film festival, and probably nor does she but boy did she want to make an entrance….
Showing up to a party thrown by posh jewellery brand Chopard in what looked like a combo of cling film and tin foil we don’t know what the invite said but we’re pretty sure it wasn’t “kitchen drawer”. Wonder what fellow guests Rihanna-Kim-Kardashian-make-Worlds-Most-Powerful-Celebrities-Top-10/">P Diddy, Kelly Brook and Rita Ora who all turned up without their chests and groin on full display thought?