Want to see Harry Styles' best bits, new tattoos and all? Then come this way (slash click on the arrow above...)
Naturally when we think 'Harry Styles' cheeks' we think face cheeks, yeah, that's not true. Thankfully fellow One Direction-er Louis Tomlinson (aka the human backpack) is on hand to direct us all towards Harry's finest asset, his cheeky chappy, err, cheeks.
Thank you Louis.
But are they Hazza's BEST bit? Let's examine the evidence (click on the arrow to perve)...
Harry's heart is big and in the picture above, quite literally worn on his tee. Swoon.
The singer's been romantically linked to heaps of lady stars but as of yet remains unmarried (and 18) hurrah.
PS - nice pole.
PPS - incidentally, that heart motif? That's where Harry's new tattoo is, and also his heart.
Harry Styles' smile makes the world smile, fact. Just try staring at it for a bit. Smiling? Yup, thought so. Now snap out of it, we have more evidence to examine (fit pics to ogle)...
There's no doubt about it, Harry Styles gives good style. He and his tee = foxy. Fact.
The man could charm the knickers of a nun (HE HASN'T THOUGH, WE'RE NOT SAYING THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED). As a result, women flock to him in their bagillions just to hug/sniff/lick him. Just us? Fine.
Oh yeah, Harry's got talent too - or the X Factor at least. Meaning he can croon at you, whilst pleasing your eyes. What more could a girl want?
Just don't mention his 'Purple-Ronnie-bottom-burp' singing face above though, yeah?
If there's one hairstyle to inflict on your manfriends this year, it's the Harry Styles hairstyle.
And not just because his name basically IS hairstyle.
Foppish, bouncy and soft enough to run your hands through (before getting caught on a curl) Harry's hair rules.
Aside from that X Factor potty-mouthed clanger, heatworld have also noticed that Mr Styles eats a LOT of fruit. Meaning, by default, we should all make him part of our 5-a-day.
Special thanks to Louis' eyes for directing us all towards Harry's apple.
Harry has good style and big feet.
STOP IT. Get your mind out of the gutter, unless you're down their admiring Harry's feet in which case, as you were...
Okay, this mutt doesn’t look all that dirty but quite frankly who really needs an excuse to look at a picture of Mr Styles with a dog?
Double (but very different kind of) swoon.
Thanks to the above (up-the-crotch yet arty) shot, the world can now rest. Safe in the knowledge that Harry Style favours so-tight-they-make-your-eyes-water carrot leg chinos by Topman.
[Insert your own carrot leg gag in here]
Inked by inker to the stars Kevin Paul, Harry’s NEW tattoo is “part of a half sleeve, which he doesn’t mind people knowing about”, says Mr Paul.
Meaning we’ll have an excuse to sleaze over his sleeve some more. Mmm sleeves.
[*Sidenote: The phwitt-phwoo thing worked better in our heads. Oh and also the star tattoo above? Yeah, that's an old one. But Harry's nearly naked, so we'll let it slide].
WANT TO SEE HARRY ALL SOAKING WET AND SHOWING HIS NEW TATTOO OFF? Then check out next week's issue of heat magazine, out Tuesday, innit.