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Cheryl, Kristen Stewart, Jennifer Aniston: Top 22 celebrity hair disasters of all time (duh duh duuuh)

David Beckham, Katie Price, Robert Pattinson, Rihanna… These celebrity haircuts are so bad, they hurt.

Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

The chances are you’ll have suffered a hair disaster at some point or another. Luckily, we’re not alone.

Victoria Beckham’s done it, Gwen Stefani’s done it - even Lady Locks herself Jennifer Aniston dropped the, err, hair ball once with a must-see (don’t do) up do.

Spaghetti heads, cornrows and more – let’s celebrate these, the most shocking celebrity hairdos of all time. See the stars who are whipping their hair back, forth and (fingers crossed) straight off.

Applaud them - for services to Sun-In and crimes of crimping - safe in the knowledge that our worst hair days are behind us. Surely? 

Top 22 Most Shocking Hair Mares, EVER: Celebs who look like they’ve just stepped out of a salon, and into a bush. Of crimping irons. Backwards.

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Victoria Beckham: 'This gallery is going to punish you...'
Victoria Beckham: 'This gallery is going to punish you...'
Victoria Beckham: 'This gallery is going to punish you...'
 
Victoria Beckham: 'This gallery is going to punish you...'

Out of her mind? No, not really. Two-tone hair was HUGE (and flat-ironed) back in the day. Then again, so was Dane Bowers. Nuff said.

Have a look at the gallery (and a listen to Victoria Beckham's chhhuuuune below) if you hair, sorry, dare...

Don't know what you're laughing at David (cornrows) Beckham
Don't know what you're laughing at David (cornrows) Beckham
Don't know what you're laughing at David (cornrows) Beckham
 
Don't know what you're laughing at David (cornrows) Beckham

Hey sister, go sister, gotta got a hairbrush (sister)
Hey sister, go sister, gotta got a hairbrush (sister)
Hey sister, go sister, gotta got a hairbrush (sister)
 
Hey sister, go sister, gotta got a hairbrush (sister)

Christina AguiHAIR-AHHHHHH
Christina AguiHAIR-AHHHHHH
Christina AguiHAIR-AHHHHHH
 
Christina AguiHAIR-AHHHHHH

Let's all take a moment to thank Christina Aguilera for her dedictation to nuts hairstyles over the years...

Heatworld's personal favourite. The Medusa.
Heatworld's personal favourite. The Medusa.
Heatworld's personal favourite. The Medusa.
 
Heatworld's personal favourite. The Medusa.

Don't go turning to stone now though, there's plenty more where that came from...

Cheryl Cole? Really?
Cheryl Cole? Really?
Cheryl Cole? Really?
 
Cheryl Cole? Really?

Yes... because... (please click on the arrow above, if you'd be so kind)

WHAT IS HAPPENING HAIR!?
WHAT IS HAPPENING HAIR!?
WHAT IS HAPPENING HAIR!?
 
WHAT IS HAPPENING HAIR!?

Sorry, what is happening here? Aside from the tattoo (grrrr etc).

Gwen Stefani...
Gwen Stefani...
Gwen Stefani...
 
Gwen Stefani...

No Doubt about it, that is one bad hairstyle. Also, our captions are erring dangerously close to bad dad gag territory...

JLo here, reaching a new style, err, Lo at the Oscars
JLo here, reaching a new style, err, Lo at the Oscars
JLo here, reaching a new style, err, Lo at the Oscars
 
JLo here, reaching a new style, err, Lo at the Oscars

Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston
 
Jennifer Aniston

Hair icon for nearly two decades, and yet we let this one slide. WHY DID WE ALL LET THIS ONE SLIDE!?

Dear John*
Dear John*
Dear John*
 
Dear John*

*Travolta, not the sad film.

You're great and all but, what's up with the Lego head?

Coleen Rooney
Coleen Rooney
Coleen Rooney
 
Coleen Rooney

Anyone else have a sneaky suspicion that our Col's wearing a hairpiece?

Rihanna here, making bowl cuts sexy*
Rihanna here, making bowl cuts sexy*
Rihanna here, making bowl cuts sexy*
 
Rihanna here, making bowl cuts sexy*

*Ish.

R-Pattz
R-Pattz
R-Pattz
 
R-Pattz

Did someone's hairdresser drop the K-Stew bomb mid-cut, Rob? Too soon? Too factually incorrect? Rob debuted this half-a-cut in late July 2012, it was a film. Still, he looks silly, right?

KATY PERRY? A word.
KATY PERRY? A word.
KATY PERRY? A word.
 
KATY PERRY? A word.

Actually, several words, followed by a question mark.

What the hell in hairs name is going on here? And never mind the hair on your head, we're more concerned with the 'do on your upper lip.

Brad Pitt. Cockney rhyming slang for FIT*
Brad Pitt. Cockney rhyming slang for FIT*
Brad Pitt. Cockney rhyming slang for FIT*
 
Brad Pitt. Cockney rhyming slang for FIT*

*Even with lady hair. And also, yes, it's rhying slang for something else but let's not go there, he too prettty.

Sarah Harding does a Dr Spock.
Sarah Harding does a Dr Spock.
Sarah Harding does a Dr Spock.
 
Sarah Harding does a Dr Spock.

No one follows suit. Sorry Sarah.

Kristen Stewart takes her work very seriously. Ahem.
Kristen Stewart takes her work very seriously. Ahem.
Kristen Stewart takes her work very seriously. Ahem.
 
Kristen Stewart takes her work very seriously. Ahem.

Take her part in The Runaways, when K-Stew opted to have a Joan Jett mullet cut in, as opposed to wearing a wig. She said: "It helped with the process"

Respect.

Cut Price
Cut Price
Cut Price
 
Cut Price

Okay, it's more of a hair don't than a bad cut but still, Katie Price warrants a mention, if only because she's had more hairstyles than she's had, err, hot dinners.

Kelly WOAH
Kelly WOAH
Kelly WOAH
 
Kelly WOAH

Forget Kelly Osbourne's Emmys 2012 lilac locks and instead cast your minds back to the early noughties, when crimping was not a crime, but a TREND. We love Kelly O. Just so you kn-O.

Ke$sha
Ke$sha
Ke$sha
 
Ke$sha

If Ke$ha spent less dollar on her name, and more cash on her hair this hairmare may've been avoided. Maybe.

Peter Andre
Peter Andre
Peter Andre
 
Peter Andre

Who'd of thought it, Pete's a natural blonde.

Forget Pat Sharpe...
Forget Pat Sharpe...
Forget Pat Sharpe...
 
Forget Pat Sharpe...

Scarlett Johansson put mullets back on the map - in 2003. World famous beauty and style icon she may be, but there's no denying it, this one helluva bad 'do. Sorry Scar-Jo.

 
 

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