... to the Top 23 Most Shocking Celeb Tanning Disasters, of ALL time gallery.
Thank you Dale.
She's not the only one either, check out these bad boys to the right!
Out on the tan, sorry town, with Andy Scott Lee. We're not even sure what colour that is, answers on an e-postcard please...
Like the milk moustache, only with marmalade. Only it's not even marmalade - it's self tan. There are no words (bar the ones above).
Nicole Kidman may err on the more pale and interesting end of the tanning spectrum but for the love of gawd, what happened to Christina!?
Worst thing is, she thinks she's cracked a funny, but they're definitely just laughing at her tan.
It's Britney, we don't have all day. To be fair to Brit', this is a fairly common tanning complaint. St Tropez Skin Finishing Expert Nichola Joss recommends using lemon juice to remove stains, or theirTanning Remover, from £9.20.
Yup, it's official, Mr Cooper uses fake tan. Badly. And mainly forgets to apply it evenly around his neckline.
Oh to get our (tanning) mitts on him.... mmmmmmmm....
Thanks to this tan, now you definitely will...
Beautiful lady, one aggressive tan.
Gotta love Girls Aloud, gotta laugh at their tans.
This picture will warm your cockles, and your eyes.
Yup. Okay it's no Jordan, but even style icons slash socialites suffer from uneven tans sometimes. Which probably means it's a trend? Hang on, is this a trend?
She may be body building here, but it's nice to get Jodie's Ronseal of approval nonetheless (hello dad joke)...
At first we thought Lilo may've been rocking that ol' ankle sock and heels trend. We thought wrong, that's just skin. Because everyone tans in socks, right? NO. EVERYONE DOESN'T TAN IN SOCKS LINDSAY! (Apologies, it's the imaginary fumes)
Lindsay, we know you have little things like racking up court orders on your mind. But, you know, think before you tan, please.
Unless it's not self tan. In which case, as you were.
Putting the tan into Valentino and making, err, ValenTAN-oh? No? Never mind...
Don-a-tell-a though, eh!? Geddit, don't-tell-her? [Huge apologies, the tan's reached our brains]
Bit harsh, but you could blame Strictly for making tans that come BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN. Having said that, we're well excited about the show and it least it'll add brighten up autumn's lead-coloured skies.
Hell, embrace the tans! Go nuts! Just be sure to take your socks /' moustache off...