Geri flashes her Spice Girls (her bottom)

 

The world stares, then laughs, then makes a mental note to steer clear of tiered dresses and windy nights.

Kim Kard-FASHION NIGHTMARE

 

Here Kim is looking lovely in a (every celeb and their cousin-twice-removed has worn it) Gucci dress...

And here's what happened next...

 

Namely, the pesky zip split. Because even Gucci zips split sometimes (we wouldn't know this, if it weren't for Kim. Thanks Kim).

Ready for round two of boobs or bum?

 

No? How about boobs, bum or Mitchell brothers hiding down Sofia Vergara's Emmys 2012 Zuhair Murad dress

Okay, we gave that one away...

Let's play, boobs or bum!

 

It's a bum, clearly. Now, let's play, which celebrity lives in a bum like this?

Ahh, that's nice isn't it.

 

Yup, it's TOWIE's Maria Fowler who desperately tried to conceal the split zip on her pencil skirt.

Moments before tweeting her wardrobe malfunction, to the internet and the world.

Arriene Bailon, so far, so stylish...

 

A) She's the ex-girlfriend of Rob Kardashian AND an ex-Disney star.

Yes, we know this dress is most definitely not stylish.

But wait until you see what happened next...

OH YES. THIS HAPPENED.

 

Quick, click on the arrow above before you lose the ability to shake this image off. (Also, make a note to never a) wear a dress which looks like you have a napkin tucked in you knickers b) stand anywhere windy and/or turn to the lift and c) WEAR KNICKERS. ALWAYS WEAR KNICKERS.

Ahh the Olympics...

 

A time when real talent was recognised and the world looked up to the likes of... well, swimmer Flavia Zoccari.

Okay, this happened in 2008, but Flavia's cossie-cossie swimming cossie split still makes our sides split, a bit.
 

Swimwear nightmare

 

This happened when French footballer David Trezeguet and his wife B´atrice holidayed in Miami. This also happened to heatworld in Skipton-on-Sea, there the similarities end.

Sometimes, you've gotta fight, fight, fight, fight to keep your dress up

 

Ain't that right, Cheryl Cole?

Guess who's split their dress!?

 

A: It's Gwyneth Paltrow.

Guess who (part 102)!?

 

Even style icon Sienna Miller suffers at the hands of fashion. Kind of.

Point all you like JLo

 

We can still see the mahusive split in your dress. Also, we still want your dress, please and thank you.

Super model Kate Moss has a nifty solution

 

Simply take a David Walliams around with you at all times, should your Balmain dress split down the seams, as above.

Lea Michele looks nice!

 

The Glee star is all smiles at the Glee 3D premiere in LA... can you spot the closet clanger?

Can you spot it now?

 

[Her heels are waaaay too big. Obvs] Still, she looks very nice.

Hmm, now what malfunction has Mischa suffered from?

 

Yup, it's the dreaded nipple slip, in case you're too busy wondering who that fella is.

Nippy Minaj?

 

Nippy! Like Nicki! But her nipples out, she we called her nippy! Yeah, it's still not funny, apologies all.

Last but by no means least... it's Lott

 

Doing the (style) splits, on stage.

See.

 

Ever suffered a wardrobe malfunction of your own? Bared your bra in a bar by accident? Do share, if only to make heatworld / the celebrities in this gallery feel better about theirs...