He may or may not have a picture of her beside him, and her lipstick mark still on his coffee cup.
She's got a fist of pure emotion (a British Vogue cover shoot) and a head of shattered dreams.
OKAY, enough Take That but K-Stew? R-Pattz? We want you back together for good, or at least until the last Twilight movie hits the silver screen...
WE NEVER EVEN GOT A CHANCE TO GIVE THEM A CELEBRITY COUPLE NAME.
Can you guys just get back together, for one day, then go back to your respective fiancees, y'all?
PS - Yes Justin is wearing rose-tinted glasses. Yes, we've noted the irony.
Okay, fine, we'll leave the celeb couple names for now. But we're still reeling after Heidi Klum and Seal announced their SHOCK (well to us, maybe not them) back in January 2012.
Their reasons for parting remain unclear, we like to think a Kiss from a rose had something to do with it. But we're childish like that. Seal has since alleged that Heidi cheated on him, um, so yeah a make up is looking increasingly unlikely... moving on...
Hardly, the woman's a goddess (we think). But that didn't stop Johnny Depp and Vanessa from splitting in June 2012 after fourteen years together.
Actress Amber Heard was blamed in part but Depp and Paradis have kept schtum.
Because they may kiss and make up? Hmm, probably not...
Okay, fine, they've both moved onto bigger and better (slash petite, Ginger) things. BUT look how happy they were! A couple who larfs together, stays together, right?
Would you like to see them kiss and make up (not in a pervy way, obvs)...
Their celeb name was never going to be as rock solid as BRANGELINA but, well, current looming nuptials aside - it would be quite funny if they at least pretended to get back together for one particularly slow news day, wouldn't it?
Oh yeah, the kids, thing... moving on...
Puff Daddy dated JLO? Did-dy? Yup. And we managed to squeeze in that God awful gag as a result. Hurrah.
Granted we can't remember a lot about these two stepping out - bar her PLUNGING DRESSES AND SIDEBOOBS - but if they got back together we'd all feel young, for a day...
Nowadays, he loves dropping condoms on the red carpet and she enjoys wearing trousers so tight you can make out her V-Hudge.
Back in the day they WERE the American Dream! Well, the American-burst-into-song-mid-Maths-exam kinda dream.
The OC is not real. The OC is not real. But if it were, it's co-stars (and one-time love monkeys) Rachel Bilson and Adama Brody would still be together. Awww etc
Only, much like cult TV show The OC, their love is over too. Waaaaaaiiiiiiillllllllllll....
She was an Uptown kind of bagillionairess girl, he a mere Backstreet (right proper famous) Boy. They dated, they fell in love.
Post split, Nick Carter said of Paris Hilton: "I'm just sad. ... I really loved that girl."
Before going on to admit he cheated on her with Ashlee Simpson. Tut tut.
This is NEVER. GOING. TO. HAPPEN. But, if it did - the unthinkable happened and Kylie Minogue and Jason Donovan got back together -would they be YOUR favourite celeb couple to break up, then make up?
Or does someone else win your vote? Let us know, well, we did make this Especially For You (and you and you)... thanks awfully.