Kim Kardashian pre Kard-fahhhhsion days
Kim Kardashian pre Kard-fahhhhsion days
Before she became a style super power, Kim favoured leather bombers, baggy jeans and, err, labradors. Only then, they weren't worn ironically.
Tulisa Contostavlos
Tulisa Contostavlos
Fusilli hair and gold boots... to The X Factor. How far Tulisa has come.
Jeez what the hell happened to Jessica Biel
Jeez what the hell happened to Jessica Biel
Chanel, Justin Timberlake and Louis Vuitton luvvie Jessica Biel hasn't always had it so good. Before she become right proper famous, her style was more rag doll than fahbulous, doll.
Nicole DontchaWishYourGirlfriendWasHotLikeMe Scherzinger
Nicole DontchaWishYourGirlfriendWasHotLikeMe Scherzinger
Um, not really. We prefer friends who are more fash', than flash. Sorry Nicole.
Look! Lively! Wearing something that doesn't make the world weep with jealousy
Look! Lively! Wearing something that doesn't make the world weep with jealousy
Judging by the hand on her butt, someone liked Lively's pre-Chanel wardrobe though. See Blake looking fit (in a fashion sense)here.
It's everyone's favourite high street style icon, Fearne Cotton!
It's everyone's favourite high street style icon, Fearne Cotton!
No, seriously, it is. In the days before she cottoned on to the whole 'mixing Mulberry with own-line Very.co.uk thing'.
Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow
These ones aside, there are no words. We can but stare, then steal her red carpet style instead...
Not so great, Danes
Not so great, Danes
Before Claire Danes became the Juliet to Leonardo Di Caprio's Romeo and the ball buster to Damien (baby mouth) Lewis in Homeland, Claire dressed like this.
Then she probably met a stylist and the rest, as they say, is fahbulous.
Cheryl Tweedy aka, err, #2786 Cheryl
Cheryl Tweedy aka, err, #2786 Cheryl
Giving it some serious welly on Popstars: The Rivals. And giving us the wardrobe willies.
Alexa Chung here...
Alexa Chung here...
Proving that no matter how stylish you are, no one can pull off refuse sack chic.
Mr & Mrs Beckham!
Mr & Mrs Beckham!
The Mr & Mrs of fashion have dropped some serious closet clangers in the past. She may be an award-winning fashion designer now, but dear God Victoria what are you doing with Scott from 5ive's hair? AND WHAT ARE THOSE SHOES!?*
And yes, we're pretty sure we owned a similar pair too...
Yup, we're with Britney on this one
Yup, we're with Britney on this one
Olivia PalerNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Olivia PalerNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Say it ain't so, Olivia Palermo wasn't born a perfect Park Avenue princess, effortlessly mixing Zara with Tibi and Topshop with Burberry!?
THIS IS MILA KUNIS
THIS IS MILA KUNIS
Before becoming the face of Dior and bagging manfriend Ashton (face of phwoar) Kutcher, Mila favoured choker necklaces. It's around this point that you may want to start thinking about airkissing her stylist.
Rihanna in non-edgy. non-leather style shock!
Rihanna in non-edgy. non-leather style shock!
She still looks pretty good though, even without a stylist.
[Strops off to the next celebrity picture...]
Christina Hendricks
Christina Hendricks
The haute fashion may be bad, but she still looks hawt.
Hey sister, soul sister...
Hey sister, soul sister...
About time you got a stylist, sister (NB sorry if that's mean, we just wanted to shoehorn some lyrics in for fun). Alas, Christina's style has largely been on the skids ever since her bottled genie days.
Emma Watson's definitely a style icon though
Emma Watson's definitely a style icon though
...Though less so here, but she was a wee whipper snapper so all is forgiven...
Gary Barlow has no excuse
Gary Barlow has no excuse
Loving the moves though GB. He cuts a much more stylish shape on The X Factor nowadays, thanks mainly to his love of D&G suits... and the Creme de la Mer facials he has pre-show week on week too (hello swanky)...
Sienna Miller in pre style icon SHOCKER!
Sienna Miller in pre style icon SHOCKER!
She still makes heatworld swoon.
Girls (Dis)Aloud
Girls (Dis)Aloud
They're coming back! Hurrah! Fingers crossed this time they'll bring stylists! Though we'd love to see Cheryl's contemporary take on the leather swim cap...
Zut alors! It's face of Christian Dior, Natalie Portman
Zut alors! It's face of Christian Dior, Natalie Portman
She may be a natural beauty but, judging by this frock, the whole 'style icon' part kicked in later in her career...
This picture of Khloe Kardashian makes our hearts smile
This picture of Khloe Kardashian makes our hearts smile
And not just because our parents trussed us up in velvet dresses and scrunchies back in the day too. Did yours? Please say they did...
Kate the Boss Bosworth...
Kate the Boss Bosworth...
International style crush she may be, but in the pre-stylist Blue Crush days? Hmm, not so much.
Keira Knightley in fashion, err, fright(ley)
Keira Knightley in fashion, err, fright(ley)
Her incredible abs have turned us to rhyme, badly. Great they may be, but how is anyone meant to get anything done when Keira's flashing some bad fashion? Thankfully she's nailed rec carpet chic ever since.
Guess who this is! No seriously, guess!
Guess who this is! No seriously, guess!
If you don't have all day - just read this:
It's Sarah Harding, rocking a pair of shell suit trews. See, bad fashion even happens to style icons. Thank the stylists, thank all the stylists.