Her make up says even more. Are you sitting comfortably? Then let's begin...
Drew Barrymore looks like she's seen a ghost. That or she's caught her own reflection.
At first glance we assumed she must have been floured, or something. But no, this is make up. Actual on purpose red carpet make up, that's gone a tincy bit wrong...
Yes, it masks undereye luggage - but surely you're not that tired Eva Longoria!?
The reality star tweeted this pic of her getting ready for a red carpet event. But, um, Kim... you defo missed a bit.
Kim is actually a pro' when it comes to make up contouring (or kontouring as she probably calls it)
See her kontour masterklass here.
And on the red carpet no less. She's given herself a big thumbs up, there's no question she's purdy - but the make up? Bit much, innit!?
She may be the princess of false lashes but even Jordan's not immune to a wandering eye (lash) or two.
Spider lashes that crawl down your face? Yup, happens to the best of us.
Okay, this is hardly a make up malfunction, it's more of a model (otherwise known as Heidi Klum) doing her best Jaws impression. But still, it's a bit shocking? No? Right, moving on...
Or Kelly O'range as she shall forever now be known (well, for the duration of this story anyway). Foundation should not make people worry about your health, fact.
Proving that less is most definitely more when it comes to make up.
Yes Terri, yes we can. And the powder puff girl trend's passed already, just ask Uma Thurman back there - she nailed it.
And another beauty blunder. This time it's the turn of Desperate Housewive star Teri Hatcher - we like to think she's in costume.
Please say she's in costume...
Told a tale on her (that barely works, it's a song. Kind of. And yes we are borderline middle-aged... sorry).
Hang on, can someone give ex-TOWIE star Lauren Goodger a tissue, she's got lippie on her teeth.
Definitely bronzed, definitely beautiful - though more of the former in this shot, sorry CZJ.
Remember when her estranged husband Russell Brand tweeted this pic of Katy Perry sans slap? Yeah that was nice.
And then there's Lady Gaga...
Sidenote: This would make a great Halloween look.
Would you like to see her in less of the stuff? Or are Aunt Sally rosy-red cheeks you thing?
So much so, she opted to wear all of it at once for the launch of her MAC lipstick back in the day. Still it is a great lippie...
Not really, just depends on how you feel about her dollar nail art really. We're not convinced, but that's mainly because we like to work in pounds. Pound coins Sellotaped to her hands would have looked waaaay more chic...Hang on, HELLO HER MAJ! Big thumbs up for that Rihanna, though, we're still not entirely sold... are you?
Yup, nuff said.