Spotting this snap of Christina Aguilera and her dodgy dip dye (that looks more than a little like an unfortunate scalp wound) today at Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch in L.A reminded us that she’s got quite the back catalogue when it comes to hair don’ts, from crazy crimping and cornrows to seemingly wearing a small Pomeranian dog on her head, it’s fair to say her hairdresser has a sense of humour…
Fringspiration
Fringspiration
Anyone else think she's got a loo roll sellotaped under there?
Soccer Mom
Soccer Mom
How to add 30 years in ten minutes...
Croydon facelift
Croydon facelift
Ouch! She's literally pulling out her locks with this severe pony
Two-tone
Two-tone
Because who wouldn't want to look like a badger with a dodgy perm?
Doggy Style
Doggy Style
Most Hollywood it-girls carry their dog in their handbags but Xtina has to go one step further and plonk hers on her head.
Rainbow brite
Rainbow brite
Red and purple? You're really spoiling us now.
Fake it til you make it
Fake it til you make it
Umm we think foundation is for your face, love, it really doesn't sit well on your locks
HELP!
HELP!
Quick someone help- Christina is being eaten alive by a hairy monster.
Crimping her style
Crimping her style
We'll presume those lengths are attached to the hat.
Dolly wants her 'do back
Dolly wants her 'do back
We love Dolly Parton too but uness it's Halloween we wouldn't wear one of her wigs out
Packed lunch
Packed lunch
Well if you haven't got a handbag where else are you gonna hide your sausage roll?