How clever of Katie Price to create an entire outfit from stretchy spandex leftovers! Leotard? Tick. Tiny skirt with train? Tick. Over-the-knee shoes things? TICK!
Our heat source told us Katie arrived so late she was only granted a few minutes on the red carpet for essential posing before being whisked away to make room for Prince Charles and Camilla. Well, that's hardly a bump into the royals appropriate outfit, is it?
We think if Jim Carrey's The Mask was to attend a Royal World premiere of a James Bond flick he'd wear something similar to Naomi Campbell's suit.
Who dared Bear Grylls to wear those hideous Union Jack trews? Come on, own up! Even his wife looks embarrassed.
We couldn't resist asking Bear about his trews. He said, “I just thought, James Bond premiere, proud to be British. What else can you wear?”
He must have gone out and bought them specifically for the Bond premiere, right? WRONG!
“No, no, got these out the wardrobe. Who doesn’t own a pair of Union Jack trousers. You’re not British if you don’t.”