Model Jodie is super-tall, mini Rachel Stevens is, well, clearly she's not. Both are beautiful, both look all sorts of silly in these Strictly awful dresses...
The actress made TV history for all the wrong reasons when her nipple slipped out mid-dance in Series 9 of Strictly. She cried, the world felt sorry for her, then got over it when we really what a super good dancer she really is.
A favourite for this, Series 10 of Strictly. Is it too early to have a favourite? Oh, okay, just us then.
In Series 9 of the show. Jason Donovan is the only celebrity who appears to be questionning the look. Press your nose up against the screen and you'll catch a whiff of Wotsits. Maybe.
Don't like thigh high slits and men flashing their he-vage? Then you'd better turn away now, because dancers Kristina Rihanoff and Robin Windsor are positively demure by Strictly standards...
Reaching a new tanning high, or low - depending on your self-tanning stance.
When they weren't in the mood for dancing, Strictly winners Artem and Kara were in the mood for romancing. Each other. AND they're still together. No pressure guys but that first best be epic.
Jerry Hall aka Legs has signed up to Strictly 2012. Hurrah! And she looks hot, in a Jessica Rabbit kinda way.
Can she dance? WHO CARES, LOOK AT HER ABS!
Tess Daly - here in Stella McCartney. Sorry Bruce, you look great and all but Tess wins best dressed time and time again, right?
That barely makes sense - we've inhaled too much glitter. But we ARE excited about the ever-stylish Denise Denise starring in this series of Strictly. Are you? Now quick, someone get the girl some more fake tan, stat.
Girls. Well, technically it's probably one of the Tiger economies - possibly Justin Bieber. But aside from them, it's this lot! Who (kind of) kick started the 1920s Gatsby fashion flashback waaay in 2010 in their flapper dresses.
Heinous outfits, smashing Strictly tans! Modelled by dancers Aliona Vilanio and Jared Murillo.
Strictly style is questionnable at the best of times. But it wouldn't be Strictly without the odd knicker flash, nip slip or plunging neckline... ain't that right Tina O'Brien!?
Arguably Strictly's best contestant to date. NB we said 'arguably', argue away if you like...
Robbie Savage has got his man chest out again, throw in the Mufasa hair and turbo tan and good God, the man nailed Strictly chic*
We're playing hard and fast with word 'chic' there, obvs.
Is it too soon to have two or three favourites? OKAY FINE, but we are very excited about seeing Fern Britton getting her dance on. Are you!?