Jodie & Rachel in 2009...

 

Model Jodie is super-tall, mini Rachel Stevens is, well, clearly she's not. Both are beautiful, both look all sorts of silly in these Strictly awful dresses...

Chelsee Healey

 

The actress made TV history for all the wrong reasons when her nipple slipped out mid-dance in Series 9 of Strictly. She cried, the world felt sorry for her, then got over it when we really what a super good dancer she really is.

Kimberley Walsh

 

A favourite for this, Series 10 of Strictly. Is it too early to have a favourite? Oh, okay, just us then.

MAN TANNING GETS SERIOUS...

 

In Series 9 of the show. Jason Donovan is the only celebrity who appears to be questionning the look. Press your nose up against the screen and you'll catch a whiff of Wotsits. Maybe.

SLITS & HE-VAGE = so very Strictly

 

Don't like thigh high slits and men flashing their he-vage? Then you'd better turn away now, because dancers Kristina Rihanoff and Robin Windsor are positively demure by Strictly standards...

Natalie Lowe here...

 

Reaching a new tanning high, or low - depending on your self-tanning stance.

The look of love!

 

When they weren't in the mood for dancing, Strictly winners Artem and Kara were in the mood for romancing. Each other. AND they're still together. No pressure guys but that first best be epic.

Hall of fame

 

Jerry Hall aka Legs has signed up to Strictly 2012. Hurrah! And she looks hot, in a Jessica Rabbit kinda way.

And the gold goes to Victoria Pendleton's abs

 

Can she dance? WHO CARES, LOOK AT HER ABS!

And the best dressed of them all?

 

Tess Daly - here in Stella McCartney. Sorry Bruce, you look great and all but Tess wins best dressed time and time again, right?

Denise Van Out-en about is IN

 

That barely makes sense - we've inhaled too much glitter. But we ARE excited about the ever-stylish Denise Denise starring in this series of Strictly. Are you? Now quick, someone get the girl some more fake tan, stat.

Who runs the world?

 

Girls. Well, technically it's probably one of the Tiger economies - possibly Justin Bieber. But aside from them, it's this lot! Who (kind of) kick started the 1920s Gatsby fashion flashback waaay in 2010 in their flapper dresses.

Tan out of 10 for effort

 

Heinous outfits, smashing Strictly tans! Modelled by dancers Aliona Vilanio and Jared Murillo.

O' Tina, we can see your knickers

 

Strictly style is questionnable at the best of times. But it wouldn't be Strictly without the odd knicker flash, nip slip or plunging neckline... ain't that right Tina O'Brien!?

Anna Widdecombe aka LEGEND

 

Arguably Strictly's best contestant to date. NB we said 'arguably', argue away if you like...

SOUND THE HE-VAGE KLAXON!

 

Robbie Savage has got his man chest out again, throw in the Mufasa hair and turbo tan and good God, the man nailed Strictly chic*

We're playing hard and fast with word 'chic' there, obvs.

Is it too soon to have a favourite?

 

Is it too soon to have two or three favourites? OKAY FINE, but we are very excited about seeing Fern Britton getting her dance on. Are you!?