“My mum fell over the other day in front of a load of our fans and farted. She fell over a bump in the floor and it came out. Bless her.”
“I’d eat Zayn, I don’t know why but I would.”
“Poooop is all I have to say”
He said all these things. For real.
Liam asked out his first crush by singing to her. According to the young gent, he cornered her by the lockers at school before crooning Mario’s Let Me Love You.
The sentiment is great. Shame about the song choice.
He says, “My sisters used to dress me… They used to try to influence my fashion a bit. Which you know… may have involved a heel or two.”
Fair enough, it’s a little brother’s job to be the model.
He’s like the old man of 1D – it’s rumoured his nickname is Daddy Direction. Often keeping the rowdy lads in line, he is known for being more sensible than the others. We love an old head on young shoulders.
He says, “Harry [Styles] is like a younger brother. We do exercises together then he asks me to prepare a sandwich for the effort.”
The boy may be earning a bomb, but he makes sure that he shares the wealth. It was reported that he brought girlfriend Danielle a brand new Audi TT, costing around £50,000. Lucky mare. Even better though, he also brought his family a new puppy called Brit!
If it all goes down the pan Liam, you could make a mint from this. Maybe you could try and get your girlfriend to be Selena Gomez.
Double the profits.
“The worst thing a boy could do to a girl? Well personally, I think it’s to ignore her while she is loving you with all her heart.”
“Niall is always hungry because he has an angel inside him. That’s why he sings like one.”
“Dreams are like stars. You may never touch them. But if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny.”
Where does he get these from?
"I have a phobia of spoons – I haven't used one in about 10 years”, he says. “In restaurants, when I don't know where the spoons have been, I can't use them. But I can use all the other cutlery."
You know your reflection in the back of a spoon isn’t how you actually look, right, Liam?
According to his performing arts teacher, Liam used to watch his big sisters on the stage, but on deciding he wanted to have a go, he wasn’t as keen: “He was really timid when he first started, I literally had to push him on to the stage he was so petrified.”
Thank god you gave him the shove. 1D wouldn’t be the same as a four-piece.
Liam met his girlfriend, dancer Danielle Peazer on the X Factor in 2010 and the pair have been smitten ever since.
Recently, the 1D lad has had to defend his girl and take on the Twitter trolls who send his beloved abuse.
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