Look Jamie, you’re in the biggest singing competition in the country (The X Factor, for those who don’t own a TV) and you want the nation to vote for you so you can win a lucrative record contract and make pot loads of cash. And as much as we like your lovely hair, we’re not sure how we can excuse this truly terrible outfit. It’s one thing to be hippy and cool, but it’s quite another to dress like someone’s dad who hasn’t quite been able to leave the '70s behind. Get yourself a meeting with The X Factor stylist pronto, please.