It’s Friday afternoon, which means it’s time to talk about the most important event of the weekend…The X Factor! News has reached us that Lloyd still hasn’t recovered from his throat problems, but if he does manage to perform on Saturday night, the song from the movies that he’s rumoured to be singing is Stand By Me – and he’ll need all his fans to stand by him and vote if he’s to survive another week, eh? The poor little duck is the bookies favourite to go at the moment. The favourite to win is currently Olly, followed by little Joe (who we swear if you put a long brunette wig on would look just like his mentor Cheryl Cole), and then Danyl. It’s just all too exciting, isn’t it? As ever we’ll be Tweeting throughout the show, and it would be just wonderful if you joined us.
The X Factor, Saturday & Sunday, ITV1, 8pm
Llloyd is still poorly...