Aren’t we good to you? We got to have an exclusive little chat with The X Factor’s cutest contestant of 2011 Frankie Cocozza (well, it’s only been a week, so we haven’t got much to go on), and rather than keep it all to ourselves we thought we’d share with you his, mostly sexual, words of wisdom. Enjoy.
 
 
 Hey, Frankie. Is it true that you’ve slept with 100 girls?
No, but that’s very close. I haven’t reached that quite yet. The exact number is 64. I don’t know all their names, though, I don’t remember most of them. 
 
Yikes.. out of those 64, are any of those X Factor contestants?
Yes, they are – two of them. I can’t tell you who, though. I've moved quite quickly in the competition – well, I’m trying!
 
Aren’t you worried about little Frankies running around?
No, I'm always safe. 
 
Would you get any more tattoos on your bum?
Yeah, I would, but I’d make the girls pay for them. 
 
Surely your mum can’t be happy about all this?
I thought it would be a bit weird, admitting to all the women, but she knows I’m a little slut. She’s well chuffed for me. 
 
Have you got a girlfriend at the moment?
No, I’ve only ever had one serious relationship. It was ages ago and it all went tits up. It turned out really horrible and ended badly. It’s put me right off relationships.
 
Now that you’ve bared your bum on national telly, do you think you’ve gone down in history?
I don’t know, I thought it was funny. I've had a lot of girls come up to me since the show.
 
Which celebrity name would you get tattooed on your bum?
It would have to be the judges' names – Tulisa or Kelly, but if I had to chose it would be Kelly. She seemed to be really into me.
 
Get our name tattooed Frankie. PLEEEASE. We’re really into you. Ahem.