X Factor judge Tulisa just wants everybody to give her act Lucy Spraggan a break and not mention 'the booze thing' that happened earlier this week when she went out with Rylan Clark.
So anyway, this booze thing: Lucy got evicted from the £500-a-night X Factor hotel in central London after getting so drunk, after just getting ever so drunk on Jägerbombs.
The pair have since been moved to a more modest hotel near the north London studios where the show is filmed, and we definitely can't see anything wrong with taking two confirmed booze hounds and leaving them isolated and alone with access to a minibar. Nope, can't see that going wrong at all. Definitely not going to drink Jägerbombs with Rylan again.
'Here's a good idea,' thought someone. 'Let's put them in a hotel together.'
Tulisa
But like a proud knight on a beautiful steed, Tulisa has ridden in to rescue her act from the relentless flack she got from 'the booze thing' and told everyone to lay off her, yeah?
"Lucy has had a pretty tough week, so everyone should really give her a bit of a break," Tulisa told The Sun. "Everyone reacts in different ways.
"She is a young girl, she went out and had a night of fun."
Pictured: fun
Blame
Meanwhile, Rylan put the blame on Lucy, because Rylan is hilarious.
"She dragged me to the bar and kept buying me Jägerbombs," he told EntertainmentWise. But he said it as a joke. You can't tell from letters on a screen, but he said it as a funny joke. "I'm innocent!" he added. Again: funny joke. He is not an innocent man.