Avril Lavigne drinks cheap cider down by the war memorial on Friday nights. Only goths allowed.

The slit on Angelina Jolie's dress is there so all the bats can fly out when she's surprised.

Lady Gaga isn't actually wearing a dress, this is actually a set of strategically-placed piercings and tattoos.

On her CV, Helena Bonham Carter's birthplace is listed as 'Mordor'

In 2002, Gwyneth Paltrown just couldn't handle how perky her boobs were, so she decided to drab down to offset them.

Madonna isn't 53. She is 213, and was turned into a vampire in the French Revolution by a pale man in a fancy suit.

Jessie J isn't worried about the Price Tag. She's worried about being grounded for listening to death metal really loudly. Oops.

Kelly Osbourne is proof that goth is genetic, having caught it from dad Ozzy. The purple hair is from mum, Sharon, who once dipped her in Ribena to make her stronger.

Taylor Momsen will only be seen in sunlight if she's really hungry and needs to go to the shops to get a snack.

The Olsens started their career early in life, playing the twins in The Shining.