Lynsey gets upset with Riley because he’sstill spending so much time with Mitzeee. She gives her boyfriend an ultimatum – he’s got to stay well away from Mitzeee or risk his relationship. After being ignored, Mitzeee says she’s going to leave. Riley’s upset that the only person from his family left in Hollyoaks will leave, so tries to make her stop. Lynsey sees them talking and chucks Riley (and little Bobby!) out of her place. Mitzeee, heartbroken, leaves Hollyoaks again!

Martha’s apologetic to Lacey after hitting her, and cooks for her and takes her shopping.After a near miss during a chat with Jacqui, Martha discovers Lacey’s stash of money – Phoebe’s returned it – and confiscates it.

Walker apologises to Brendan for being so forward, and it’s sort-of accepted. Joel’s not happy with him about, and thinks the only reason Brendan’s forgiven him is because he’s gay, too. But Walker knows that Myra took the wrap for Joel’s cannabis farm, and uses that information to keep him silent.

Carmel gets so worried about being palethat, after some teasing from Michaela, she uses her home tanning machine. In seconds, it explodes, burning her and positively spewing splinters of glass into her face. Phoebe and Jacqui – who’s strangely very impractical, convinced Carmel’s dead – rush Carmel to hospital, where she is treated for severe burns.Michaela and Theresa turn up and Michaela is devastated that she’d taken the mickey out of Carmel’s pale complexion – she tipped her over the edge!

Oh yeah, and also, the Savages are back - they've scraped together to buy a boat!