What happens when you find out one of the most famous women in the world - a lady so badass she literally goes to work in a bejewelled leotard - finds the film you've made so sexually graphic that she actually burns hotter than the sun? Er, pretty sure you go and open some champagne.
At least, that's what Fifty Shades Of Grey director Sam Taylor-Johnson should be doing after showing certain scenes of the upcoming movie to Beyonce - who apparently blushed REALLY hard.
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According to the LA Times, Sam showed Bey the footage at her LA home and had second thoughts just seconds into the viewing.
"As the scene opened there was no context. There wasn't the slow meeting and the interview and the coffee shop, it was just, 'Here's a hardcore sex scene, hey, nice to meet you' ... I suddenly felt myself recoil," she said.
"I suddenly thought, 'This is really explicit, and I don't even know this woman'."
AWKS. But once Bey had got over the sudden appearance of Jamie Dornan's hot naked flesh pressing itself into Dakota Johnson's, she had only praise for the film's director.
"When the scene finished, Beyonce just went, 'Wow, that was hot', so I thought, 'OK, that was fun. That was a good day at the office'," Sam added.
Bey's track Haunted appears in the film, and it looks like the E L James-adapted script inspired her video - as it's one of the most explicit Beyonce's ever put out.
Fifty Shades Of Grey hits cinemas on Friday 12 February.
8 best bits from the Fifty Shades trailer
8 best bits from 50 Shades of Grey trailer
1 of 8Our first look at Christian Grey
Despite Jamie Dornan playing a pretty successful businessman - one who can afford stuff like red rooms of pain and fancy cars and that - it appears he actually does no work in his office. Where's his computer? Printer? Even a photocopier used to copy the bottoms of naughty subs? All that prime commercial retail space and all he's plonked in it is a weirdly overgrown bonsai tree and an MDF desk. On the plus side, that shiny floor + spinny office chair = hella hours of fun
2 of 8How many meeting areas does he need in one office?
Does he hold simultaneous meetings with two groups of people? Because that's impressive. And would explain all the money. But what's that in the far corner? A totem pole? Art? A massive sex toy?
3 of 8Inappropriately placed trombone
Brilliant.
4 of 8Rita Ora's weird bob
Did she think she was auditioning for the Great Gatsby instead? Awkward.
5 of 8Topless Jamie Dornan
Yep. Ain't nothing wrong with this view.
6 of 8Ana's plane face
We wish we could be this excited whenever we get on an easyJet flight.
7 of 8Followed by her Red Room of Pain face
Hmm.
8 of 8That sofa
Followed by her 'Argh, stop tickling my feet' face. We presume that's what he's doing to her. Though we're a little concerned about the sheer amount of red pleather next to all that bare flesh. Clearly Christian hasn't thought through the consequences of this interior design theme. Yes, it's wipe-clean, but just think of the raw chafing when you finally peel your sweaty bits off that couch. Can't we interest you in a nice washable sofabed from Ikea instead?